I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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