I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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