you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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