Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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