I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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