you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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