I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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