My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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