Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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