My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize