is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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