sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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