what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
