This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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