The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I think im going to throw up on grandma
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I love you.
Bad choice
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