Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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