He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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