Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
organizing the empties. That sober.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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