How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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