Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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