i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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