we have pet lesbian snakes
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm just crazy horny about you
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
