She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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