Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
is it fun? or sober?
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