Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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