have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
pray to the hookup gods
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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