so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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