Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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