If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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