im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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