Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
As shirtless as possible
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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