seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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