My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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