At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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