I have demons in me.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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