I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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