what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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