my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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