Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
This is my gift to your gina
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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