Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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