He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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