I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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