it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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