so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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