it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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