He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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