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(214): View more from Texas

only if we run a train.

(1-214): View more from Texas

done.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm in his phone as sushi coochie

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(443): View more from Maryland

Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore

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(847): View more from Illinois

then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started

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(614): View more from Ohio

Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left

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(514): View more from Quebec

She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.

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(613): View more from Ontario

It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...

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