guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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