She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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