i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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