drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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