if you like me you must not know who I am
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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