So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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