His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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