so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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